Bigfoot riding the Loch Ness Monster

Bigfoot flipping you off while riding the Loch Ness Monster.

Still more believable than Joe Biden winning the 2020 election.

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Rudy Giuliani: "If they certify [the vote], they are certifying a false statement. Gosh, when I was a prosecutor, that was a federal crime."

Here's a short clip of Rudy Giuliani at yesterday's Arizona hearing on election fraud:

"The vote as it presently exists is false. It's fraudulent. If they certify it, they are certifying a false statement to the United States of America. Gosh, when I was a prosecutor, that was a federal crime. False statement to the United States in probably the most important matter we have, the selection of our commander in chief.

"I mean I can tell you where the false statements and where the numbers end up, but that doesn't even matter. It is clear that the numbers are false. It is clear that you have included ballots that weren't properly inspected. It is clear that you are including ballots that were voted by other people. It's clear that you're using machines that have been shown to be totally manipulated in other places, and you won't give us the opportunity to examine those machines.

Illegal votes for Biden

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5 statistical abnormalities from the election

Since the election, an ever growing list of statistical implausibilities has been uncovered. Here are a few more statistical abnormalities:

1) Record low number of counties for Biden

In 2012, Obama set an all-time record low for the number of counties won in a presidential election with 689 of the 3,141 counties in the U.S. That's 22% of all counties for a total of 66 million votes.

In 2020, Joe Biden won only 524 counties, which is only 17% of all counties. Yet he allegedly had 14 million more votes than Obama.

That means Joe Biden supposedly received 14 million more votes than Obama in 2012 despite losing 165 more counties that Obama did.

Forty years

President Trump: "You want four years, Joe. I'll make a deal. I'll even add a zero to it just like you've been doing with the votes."
Joe Biden: "Really?"
President Trump: "For sure, Joe. It will be a deal you can't refuse."

General Flynn: "I was asked today on a scale of one to ten who will be the next President, and I said ten it'll be President Trump."

Here's a short clip from General Flynn's first interview since his pardon from President Trump, where he talks about his confidence that President Trump won the election in a landslide:

"We had probably ten or twelve affidavits come in from one particular state today, and because there's been a number of threats to people, these particular patriots they sent their photos in with their affidavits and said, 'Put mine up at the top of the list because I want people to know that I'm not going to be afraid of these people that are threatening our country and our way of life.'

"And so I say all that on one hand. On the other hand as I just described, we have clear, clear paths to victory for this President, and frankly he's gonna win Pennsylvania. He's gonna win Arizona. He's gonna win Georgia. He's gonna win Nevada. He's gonna win Michigan, and the other one that he's probably going to pull in is Wisconsin too, because there's a discrepancy in Wisconsin of 130,000 fraudulent ballots that they just found, they just discovered, so there's a lot of things happening, and to me it's all positive.

"Who will count the votes, and how."

"I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this - who will count the votes, and how."
~Joseph Stalin Biden

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